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Tessa’s Laws

on February 7, 2014

So how cute is this little peanut??

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Seriously, how can you not adore those ridiculous cheeks???  It’s amazing that such a cute little bug can cause so much trouble!!  Don’t believe me?  Let me tell you about what I’ve come to call “Tessa’s Laws.”  You have heard of Murphy, right?  You know, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.  Well, Tessa has her own laws…

1. If you prepare a meal, I will develop an insatiable need to eat as soon as you sit down to eat it.  Especially if it’s a hot meal or a cup of coffee.

2. If you change my diaper, I will poop in the clean one immediately.

3. If you put me on my belly to practice tummy time, I will roll over.

4. If you take a shower and get dressed, I will spit up on you.  And I will always, always poop, pee, or spit up on your favorite dark jeans.  You know, the only ones that fit right since you had me?  Yup, they are my favorite ones.

5. If you take me in public, I will need to eat.  Don’t even think about the paci.  I’m not interested.

6. I will stay awake all day long and require your undivided attention unless you take me to Mimi’s house.  Then I will sleep all day.

It’s a good thing she is so cute!!

 

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